ALUMINUM, BRONZE & CAST IRON SCULPTURE GALLERY
SCULPTURES BY STEVE MAXON
LENIN LIGHT BULBS
A better idea! Well, perhaps but they don’t work. Solid aluminum. The perfect present for your Marxist friends.
JACK’O
Bronze maniacal jack’o lantern stands on spindly chicken legs, with a Carrot nose, and zipper mouths. A smaller version is to follow.
EGGSERSSENTIAL ANGST
Born nervous- The perfect gift for jittery friends. Hens egg size polychrome bronze.
PLANE CRASH DART BOARD
Squads of wee aluminum airplanes auger into an aluminum dartboard. Light enough to hang on your wall. Each is unique, different planes, arrangements, titles. Intriguing and thought provoking. Perfect for the WRECK room.
TOASTAL TROUT
Invariably seen perched on a slice of toast, often with a corner bitt3en off, the Toastal Trout is a fine example of bipedalism in trout. The POST-INDUSTRIAL TOASTAL TROUT is cast iron with intricate and unique interiors featuring bugs, frogs, skeletons, babies, plumbing and what have you.
SHARP COOKIE (MISFORTUNE COOKIE)
Realistic look and texture! If you like the look of danger you might need a cookie
TOAST
Bitten, unbitten, unbuttered cast iron with browned patina.
Many stylers: French Toast, Bad bread, Loafing Fish, Ants, Mr. Peanuit, Sardine Toast, ect.
HELPING HAND
This hearty, heavy duty, cast iron lag screw hand can be used for darn near anything. Steps to your tree house, soap holders, coat hangers, rope or hose coilers. Almost larger than lifesize.
BURDEN OF LOVE
Perfect Valentine’s Day gift for someone special…Real shackle, real heavy. lasts forever.
SHARK
Actually, it’s a pantomine shark, a trout in shark’s clothing. A trick or treat trout if you will.
INSOMNIA
Phrenioliogy Head Sinks into Sea of Dolly Arms. Phrenology zones include: “Dandruff, ” Global Warming,” “Global Cooling,” “Bad Breath,” ect., ect.!
STRUGGLING ENTREPRENEURS VS. BIG BUSINESS
Two kids looking suspiciously like bowing awards punching out a staunchly-marching-straight-ahead buisinessman, all on a skeleton (John Q. Public) base.
